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Sometimes in life, you must take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Am I making enough money?"

If you do that. If you dig deep and look at what you have and what everyone else has, you will know the answer.

No. You don't have enough money.

Buy Services from BizComNet.Org so you can use those services to make more money. Then spend that money on advertisements to bring more attention to the services you bought from BizComNet.Org increasing your overall sales. Leverage that sales growth to lock down a business loan. Use that loan to buy out the competition. Now without competition, raise your prices on everything to increase your margins!

Fuck yeah! Nice car.

Hell Yeah!

Do you have a radical product for today's disenfranchised youths? Are they too busy listening to loud music to buy your thing?

With Patented Counterculture Marketing, we can reach that elusive demographic.

First, we decide if your product is sad or angry.
Then, we find somewhere to point that angst.
Now, we advertise that your company hates the same thing they do.
Marketing is not lying because it makes money.

It should be the goal of every website to look something like this:

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By leveraging advanced generative AI, we can simulate the human element even more accurately and precisely than through archaic traditional means like hiring a human.

We will use AI for literally everything. We believe in AI teachers, AI tech support, AI workforce, AI babysitters, AI husbands, AI leaders, and hopefully, AI selves.

AI is your alternative to humans while simultaneously being better than humans. If I can't convince you see what ChatGPT said for me:

I dunno dude. I just have way to many of these things and I need to sell them. I don't even know where they came from.

Get people to say anything you want. Publically. On Camera.

This service is unbelievably inexpensive, and we accept payment in exposure.

Get them to laugh and they will buy anything.

Hell, they'll probably eat dog food.

You found it!

You found Synergy!

By simply not paying our animation department we save millions, and we pass those savings to you.

This has been so effective that we plan on not paying more employees in the future.

Sex!

We have found sex to be an effective marketing and sales tool.

So effective, in fact, that we are ranking the top uses for sex as:

1. Marketing
2. Sales
3. Power
4. Social Status
5. Headache Relief
6. Revenge
7. A cool story to tell your friends back home
8. Procreation
We understand that people are essential for the sustainability of the economy, but babies are not. We see a future with people without babies.
9. Love or its temporary equivalent

We have also found that the less sex your demographic gets, the more effective sex is as a marketing tool. If possible, hinder your potential customers from having sex.

Social Media is the absolute most crucial aspect of marketing. Without marketing and sales, there is no reason for social media to exist.

We can help you decide if your brand is funny, mean, cutting, sarcastic, obtusely racist, nurturing, condescending, arrogant, clever, childish, or knowledgeable.
Your brand is the most important person at your company.

We can also help you create enhanced social media accounts that will be top engagers with your company. These accounts will: tag you in posts, troll competitors, attempt to convert other brands' acolytes and increase your metrics. Enhanced social media accounts also don't post controversial topics; They don't post anything superficial such as opinions, life events, jokes, fun plans, outreach, networking, or hobby discussion.

*Enhanced Social Media accounts are created by your company to engage with your company to make your company look good to other companies' enhanced social media accounts. They require a full-time employee.

Tried everything and still have something you can't sell?
Try Marketing with Jesus!

Jesus was the best invention in Marketing since hunger. Many people have an almost spiritual connection to Jesus and are happy to buy products he endorses. Jusus can be used to sell anything from toilet paper to war.

By Leveraging Jesus for Marketing you don't even need a product.

Say that you have a house Jesus likes to go to and people will simply give you money.

Need something a lot more freaky than money? Try saying you are Jesus.

Clarke Chaos Zyz

My email is cc@zyzd.cc

Contact me about anything. Trouble sleeping? I will chat. Lost your dog? Come back Fido! I am hear to help. I read my spam folder so you will always get through.

I put my full name on this website becasue I don't use social media much and the internet has decided I am not a real human. I am trying to make more data point online that say I exist. So, hello random person who used a search engine with my exact name thinking I was not a real person or perhaps a serial killer. I am not a danger and I hope we had a good date. Yes, that is my real full name, like on my documnets and shit.

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Here is a fun game for you to play that I made it is called: Fast Economy Simulator! Enjoy!